Favorite Freeware

www.openoffice.org : If only I could sexually harass software. (Well, at least feel satisfied afterwards)
www.gimp.org : I once had a hamster named gimp. He had a little limp and was wall eyed.
www.ab.wakwak.com/~knight : hallucinogens + pixa brushes = spiritual enlightenment
www.xnview.com : Just incase I get a Seattle Film Works image in my inbox. Could happen.
http://virtualdubmod.sourceforge.net : Where do you think all those naked pictures of actresses come from?
www.avisynth.org : Because I'm a command line wannabe
www.tmpgenc.net : You can turn a 9MB WMV into a 2GB AVI. Should I say more?
www.inmatrix.com - Zoom player: With no boarders and sized to a pack of matches, Madonna videos are still sexy.  
Hammerhead Drum Machine and Cool Edit 96 - found here:
www.threechords.com/hammerhead/cool_edit_96.shtml : Make a crappy song. Name it, "Britney Spears - Unreleased Studio Cut". Put it on Kazza = Fun.
www.anvilstudio.com "Britney Spears - Unreleased Studio Cut" add-on
http://audacity.sourceforge.net : "Britney Spears - Unreleased Studio Cut" add-on
http://stepvoice.com : Set your recording device to stereo and record your japan chat buddy burping.  
www.rz.uni-frankfurt.de/~pesch : Edit out all that giggling after the belch.
www.izsoft.dir.bg/izarc.htm : Compress monkey pictures into zoo format.
http://notes.aklabs.com/ : Taking clip and paste to a new level.
www.aida32.hu/aida32.php : Ahhh, If only it could bring me a beer.
www.tomcoyote.org/hjt : Time for a shower. I smell like BHO.
www.tim-mann.org/xboard.html : Intelligent women play strip chess. Don't they?  
www.kyodai.com : To fill the void that lego left.