I'm going grey, I'm carrying a little too much weight. I drink a little more than I should, though I do drink less than my doctor, but hey, I'm fifty years old! Wadda you gonna do?
Divorced, two children (girl, 21 - boy, 19) and now I live with a fantastic woman who 'gets me'. She's fallen ill over the last few months so my full time job is taking care of her but I love her dearly so it's no hardship.
I know enough Javascript, CSS, ASP, PHP and HTML to order a coffee, deal with waiter and make sexy chit-chat with girls, that type of thing. Just don't ask me to take a physiology class or direct a light opera.
I can make my way round Dreamweaver, Photoshop an' stuff, MS Office (from 97 to 2007) and various other pieces of software and this and that, sometimes using a map.
However MS Dos (who?) - from 2.0 to 6.22 and Windows - 2 to 3.11, 95 and 98, ha! No sat nav for me with this stuff! XP and Vista, oh yeah, can use that too.
I know it's not much but hey, who cares? I'm having a whole bunch of fun! Oh yeah baby!!!