I'm a geek with 38Ds.  I sit until my butt is sore and try to solve problems for customers all day and all night.  Between sessions of beating my keyboard and drinking vodka and grapefruit juice I'll try and answer some outstanding questions here on Experts Exchange.

I have two teenagers for whom I cook and cleanup after.  Oh!  I'm also their taxi service and personal bank teller.  They interupt me all the time.  I love them and want to strangle them too.

I'm part owner of a small computer consulting firm in East Tennessee.  I used to be a software engineer for Philips Electronics, but I got tired of working on the same application for three years solid.  I was a whiny b*&ch and quit.  My new boss is a real $@#.  Wait!  That's me I'm talking about.  BTW, I've now been working on a new application for three years.  Funny how things change.

I started programming with a book on 6502 and assembly language on an Atari 400 in 1982 at the age of 11.  Why can't things be simple like that again.  Oh, and its my internet!  All these punk kids need to get off and stop hoggin' all the bandwidth with their crap.  I think they need to license the internet just like they do amateur radio.

I'm not bitter - really.  I'm thirsty.