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+++++ A very special poem from the Lounge Fox :+++++

So tell me O Captain my Captain:

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! is our fearful mug-a-tron done;      
The page is colored every spot, the prize we sought for fun;      
The day is near, the bells I hear, the people all are waiting,      
While follow eyes the steady hand, the mouse poised and daring:      
    But O heart! heart! heart!              
      O the ticking of the clock      
        Where on the CPU my Captain waits,      
          For all the pictures he'll unlock      
 
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;      
Rise up for you the Lizards wait for you the bugle trills;      
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths for you the threads a-crowding;      
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;      
    Here Captain! dear Captain!      
      This ode to  your dear head;      
        It is some dream that my Captain waits
          With pictures in his head      
 
My Captain does not answer, his lips are tight and still;      
My Captain does not feel my pain, for him to post at will;      
The page is anchor'd safe and sound, its launch not yet begun;      
From I wait to demonstrate and come in with object won;      
    Exult, O Lizards, and ring, O bells!      
      But I, may morning dread
        Await the time my Captain sighs,      
        And starts his muggy thread.    

++++++++++++++++++((((((((Thank you cleo!))))))))++++++++++++++++++

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If this is just another clever way of making anyone with too much time on their hands expose their inner ego for the entertainment of others, the I don't know what this is supposed to achieve other than me rambling on why I think that contributing to such a great cause and how humble I felt when, darnit it seems more likely that someone hopes to get hints from an essay-type-self-analytical-try-to- fill-a-blank-space-that-does-not-need-filling about the password of one's online auction account, I suppose that'll be phishing which may just be the most hypermarketed snippet of mispelled[!] weblingo imaginable. I won't know why I should, but my gut instinct says NO, so I guess I will not write this.....

Oh well just in case I would ending up writing this then I best tell you things about me that may fill you with confidence...

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ummh,well I have more than 15 Years of breaking and fixing things behind me. Now that I managed to increase the fixing ratio I feel more suited to pass on some of my 'wisdom'.

I am concentrating my efforts on Acrobat TA at present...you can also find me in the lounge.

I am based in the UK so my responses are metric and posted in usual European waking times, I also run a business and have a family so I don't check back half as often as I am expected to, but still twice as much as my wife likes me too.

I am fairly experienced in a variety of subjects but also specialise in common sense and habitualise in adding ... at the end of sentences.

abbs:
hth=hope this helps, confident it will point you in the right direction
atb=all the best, hopeful that I have not misread the question

Oh and LotusScript is my nemesis.

Always remember, you know more than me, you may just don't know it yet...

mail:  treissCAPT@softwarelogisticsCAPT.com  (No CAPT)

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Lounge Master Cert: September 2008

Joined purveyor (with Daydreams) of the myth that is OpackF: http:Q_23770971.html and Raquo his half sister: http:Q_24379154.html

Second Lizard ever to deliver 3 unanswered Zoinks:http://filedb.experts-exchange.com/incoming/2009/04_w18/133611/CaptZoink.jpg

1,000,000pts: August 2009

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