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More bioMathematics and Computer Science double-major student at the University of Wisconsin. Freelance webmaster. Experience with: C, C++, Java, PHP, MySQL, SQL Server, (X)HTML, CSS, XML, XSL(T), JavaScript, AJAX, JSON, DOM, MIPS Assembly Language, Regular Expressions, and *some* ActionScript. Also knowledgable about Dreamweaver, Fireworks, Photoshop, Flash, Office, Windows, Linux, PC Building/Repair, Xbox Hardware Modifications, Single and Multi-variable Calculus, Discrete Math, Linear Algebra, Fourier Analysis, Group & Ring Theory, Combinatorics, Real Analysis, Statistics, French Horn, Bass Guitar, *some* Piano, Long-Distance Running, Kittens, and Banana Smoothies. I am CompTIA A+ certified and Zend PHP certified. Furthermore, I am a stickler for making sure web pages are absolutely, without question, 100% W3C compliant/valid.
http://www.gordon-myers.com/ (note the hyphen)
http://www.sheboyganbazaar.com/
http://www.howlateareyouopen.com/
http://www.streetcornertickets.com/
TIMELINE
* April 15, 2006 - Joined Experts Exchange (0)
* July 6, 2006 - Certified "Master" level in PHP (51,032 / 63,012)
* August 29, 2007 - Passed Zend PHP Certification Exam