You should know about me: COMPETE and utter NEWBIE with Apache, PHP & MySQL - no server or network experience at all either.
I normally do not understand references to my problems unless they are relayed to me in Macintosh terms - that's just the nature of the beast.
Just want to throw in, I have worked as a designer on a Mac since 1987, and have never needed any help getting up and around (mostly do to the fact that I have a Mac) Sometimes I am the most technically savvy one in the room (scary but true) but came here to get help from top notch experts that are completely in a league of their own.
Thank you all!! :)