I'm a geek. I don't talk in a funny voice; I don't act like the folk in Big Bang Theory; I don't look geeky (or so I say). I write code for a job; I write code for fun; I possibly write code in my sleep. If I'm not writing code I'm most likely thinking about code or reading about code. That makes me a geek.
I can also be found lurking on other forums (or fora for the pernickety) so ask questions here, there or elsewhere.

Helping out on EE is for fun, but anything big requires payment.