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I am one dimensional so I have no profile
I can move with ease through the spaces between atoms in zero time.

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I am the founding reptile of the Lizard haven known as Lizardtopia.

 The location of Lizardtopia is described as an undivided small fraction of a Section [1 square mile as defined by U.S. Public Land Survey System] whose approximate center lies at : 31°30'44.99"N  103°44'50.84"W.
 The currency of Lizardtopia is the green anole ( ‡ ) which has the current value of "approximately something" and is not exchangeable with any other known currency at this time. [citation needed]
 Local recreation includes badger tossing and poink whoring. There are rumors that Lizardtopia may be the site of the next International Badger Tossing Cup [IBTC]. [citation needed]
The official plant of Lizardtopia is the Creosote bush.
The official flower is the Mesquite flower.
The official animal is the Harvester ant.
The official song is Oso Panda by Papa Topo. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hleYkbSfjeg&feature=youtu.be ]

Visitors are requested to check in at the Visitor's Center for verification of non-Badger status.
Full-breed Badgers will be required to have a constant escort and will be excluded from certain areas [ at the discretion of local authorities ].

Please use caution when crossing the highway.
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