A Cool Guy. In case you hadn't guessed.

Cooler than winter. Cooler than ice. Cooler than DRY ice. Cooler than 0 Kelvin. 2 Cool 4 u. You would marvel at my utter coolness if you could behold the sight. It would be so bright. It would be so light. It would be so cool. It would be too cruel. Cuz that is just 2 kool, 4 u.

And I am cool. Because I use numbers instead of words. And cool because I can say l33t, and know how cool knowing that term makes me. I am cool because I know what h4x0r means, and I am cool because I can program in VB. I am so cool. It is true. I can be hot, oh so hot, with my cool styled hair, that you could not bear.

So please. Take a moment, and marvel in my utter coolness today.

Contact me at theexpert12345@hotmail.com if you wish... :)