Foggy has found two old second world war Enfield rifles and has Cleggy and Compo marching up and down on Holmfirth Moor.
"Quick March, that man!" Foggy cries, "pick your legs up! Shoulder arms! Attention!"
"We're in the Territorials", remarked Cleggy.
"You just watch your French" snapped Compo.
"Now then, Display Arms!" bellows Foggy.
"-" said Cleggy, " it has to do with hundreds"
"Quite right, that man!" said Foggy, "the Enfield Four Hundred is the best fighting weapon man has ever made".
Cleggy smiled and looked away in embarresment to the ground.
"Get away with ya, you daft pillock" said Compo, and looked at Cleggy for an explaination which did not come.
What did Cleggy say that Foggy got wrong?
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