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More biomy knowledge:
HTML: good
JavaScript: rather good
ASP/VBScript: rather good
MS Word 97/VBA: rather good
MS Excel 97/VBA: good
MS Access 97/VBA: rather good
MS VB 5: rather good
Windows 95/98: good
Delphi 3, 4: good