Provide a quick, creative biography in 140 characters or less.
More bioStuff that I am an expert in:
* Bicycles
Stuff I know a fair bit about:
* Shell Scripting
* Travelling around Canada
* Java
* Jini
* XML
* XSL
* JavaScript
* VoiceXML
Stuff I am competent in:
* SIP
* Parlay
* C/C++
* Motif/ Xlib
* php
* ASP
* Internet Development
* Perl
* *nix (Solaris & Linux mostly)
Stuff I can sort of do:
* Visual Basic
* VBA