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Access 2003 is my weapon of choice
Built, run, maintain and extend an MS Access front end SSEE 2005 backend app that runs our outfit.
It creates our paperwork, imports digital camera info, embeds the pictures in reports, generates and emails PDF formatted reports. Users access the app remotely through WAN and 3G network. Supports generating and printing reports in the field. Exports to Excel. Generates preformatted web pages when requested files are too large to email.
Pretty much everything Access but the kitchen sink.
And the Ribbon although I can beat that with a pretty good stick these days, too.
Although I do have some 2010/2013 units in the environment