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More bioFortran, mylar tape, and punch cards, followed by COBOL, JCL, CICS and ACL, followed by SNA/SDLC and NCP gens, followed by IP and UNIX administration, followed by C, PERL, and C++ bad programming techniques, followed by Nortel and Cisco router admin, and currently managing commercial carrier-class data networks.