I am one dimensional so I have no profile
I can move with ease through the spaces between atoms in zero time.
I am the Founding Reptile of the Lizard haven known as Lizardtopia.
PLEASE NOTE THAT LIZARDTOPIA IS NO LONGER ACCESSIBLE FROM THE USUAL FOUR-DIMENSIONAL ROUTES AND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS RETAINED IN THIS PROFILE FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES ONLY.
The location of Lizardtopia is described as an undivided small fraction of a Section [1 square mile as defined by U.S. Public Land Survey System] whose approximate center lies at : 31°30'44.99"N 103°44'50.84"W.
The currency of Lizardtopia is the green anole ( ‡ ) which has the current value of "approximately something" and is not exchangeable with any other known currency at this time. 
Local recreation includes badger tossing and poink whoring. There are rumors that Lizardtopia may be the site of the next International Badger Tossing Cup [IBTC]. 
The official plant of Lizardtopia is the Creosote bush.
The official flower is the Mesquite flower.
The official animal is the Harvester ant.
The official song is Oso Panda by Papa Topo. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hleYkbSfjeg&feature=youtu.be ]
Visitors are requested to check in at the Visitor's Center for verification of non-Badger status.
Full-breed Badgers will be required to have a constant escort and will be excluded from certain areas at the discretion of local authorities.
Please use caution when crossing the highway.
I hereby post this claim in the public domain by right of prior initial occupation and in perpetuity, to all of the area, hereafter referred to as StoneGia, being described thusly:
Being all of that space and matter existing from an inner boundary described as being 30,000 miles above, and completely surrounding, the generally accepted, average surface of the planetary body known as Earth [ hereafter referred to as "Earth" for the purpose of brevity], and continuing, in all radial directions away from said Earth a distance of 150,000 miles to the outer boundary of the herein described StoneGia, inclusive of all forms of matter and energy, and enclosing approximately 27,796,700,000,000,000 cubic miles.
Please visit the StoneGia web site for information on how to arrange payment of all tolls and tariffs.