I'm a little paranoid, so don't expect to see my real name or photo around here anywhere.  AFAIK, only one person on EE has ever seen my picture, and I trust her not to share.

I will share that I live in Florida, about as far west as you can get without being in Lower Alabama.  I live with a Pomeranian, a Shih Tzu, and an Irish Setter. (And a few people, too.)

Expertise:  I have been playing and working with computers since the early 80's.  I've been paid to work on them since the mid-90's.  My primary knowledge areas are networking and hardware, though if you look over my history you'll see that I've taken a crack at just about anything if I thought I could help.  I have an A.A.S. degree in Networking Services Technology, along with the following IT certs:  A+, Network+, MCP, MCSA, MCSE; I used to have a CCNA, though it lapsed in 2004 and I haven't tried to renew it.  Ironically, I've learned more about and worked with more Cisco equipment since my cert lapsed than I ever did while it was still good.
Also, since the last time I was active here, I finished my B.S. degree in Applied Computer Science. (yay!)

I don't have any notable EE badges or accomplishments.

I used to be an active Lounge Lizard.  I was the Gueen's official Baby Lizard, and creator/custodian of Stan McLovin, the Slime Mold.  I don't get around much any more, but I'll always be a Lizard at heart.

:)