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More bioCURRENTLY RETIRED! But looking for extra income. Hire me- envelope stuffing a specialty. Can also provide snark on demand.
Tech support since 1993. Done some programming (VB). Provided hardware and software support to 75 users in 2 locations on a nationwide WAN, running XP on the desktop, Server 2003, and MS Office 2003.
Experts Exchange Hall of Fame member July 14, 2003 - January 31, 2004. Highest rank: 82. Current rank as of October 2014: 598 out of more than 121,500 (top 0.5% of all experts).
Education: Yes, but I never let it go to my head.
Certifications: Just those here in my profile.