Siebel Expert waiting for a topic, former Notes Expert wiping the dust off my LCNS certification, Programmer in VB, C and C++ ('cause they're different after all), studying .NET in particular MSIL and CLR internals, enjoys messing with the Win32 API, threading, sockets, unix kernel architecture, and knows the difference between: a context-free grammar and an RS flip flop, a one-ball and a hut, a lift and a double hit, a pitch and a flop shot, a wheel kick and an axe kick, Dr. Dre from the streets of CPT and Dr. Dre from MTV, indo and chronic, sculling and sweep, cleaning and snatching, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and pink eye, cosmology and cosmetology, calculus on manifolds and exhaust manifolds, steady-state and a city-state, hawking radiation and the chandrashekar limit (there's always room for jello, but just don't eat 3-4 solar masses of it or you'll collapse into a singularity and we'll all be in trouble), tom riddle and salazar slytherin, john linell and john flansburgh, melkor and sauron, the island of misfit toys and islets of langerhans, Linus Torvalds and Bjarne Stroustroup, Fred Brooks and Alan Cooper, Shakespeare and Bacon, learned helplessness and cognitive dissonance, mongo and sheriff bart, Galois fields and Mrs. Fields, iambic pentameter and...oh hell, you get the point.  I have no life.