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More bioMain experience is in VBA automation (with a smattering of VB), and I have a pretty thorough knowledge of all Office applications, especially Excel.
I'm in the process of teaching myself OpenOffice.org (http://www.openoffice.org), web technologies (LAMP) and Linux. Open source is the way of the future, but is sure entails a lot of reading!
If it ever came up, I'm also pretty experienced with the stats programme SPSS (which I kind of wish there was a TA for).