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More bioOperating System: Linux, BSD, SunOS, Solaris, AIX, MS Windows (98, NT, XP, 2000 (including Server))
Databases: PostgreSQL, MySQL, MS SQL, Oracle, Sybase
Languages: PHP, Java, C, C++ (HTML and CSS, though not languages proper)
Current employment status: Looking for motivated company that could use a fun, easy-to-get-along-with employee.