While I spend most of my time in the Misc. pages, I am fluent in
COBOL,
 Java,
    JSP,
ASP.NET,
Visual Basic.NET,
Visual Basic for Applications,
HTML,
C++,
Q-Basic,
Basic,
 Microsoft Access,
              Excel,
              Outlook,
 Oracle,
MSSQL
 mysql,
 Windows Operating Systems.
Linux
UNIX

My rule in life; don't tell me I can't do something, because I will not only do it, but learn how, what, and why it worked. Of course, this is true of only realistic matters.