Chief activist for the progression of gay rights. Parishioner of the Kentucky fundamentalist Christian church. Assistant science professor on evolution anthropology. Decorated campaign assistant for Donald Trump. Stern opponent of Vladimir Putin. Currently on parole. Seeking housemate with couch. Lead developer on stem cell research. Author of the book "Kanye West is the new Ringo Starr".

Has his hair cut on the left side only. Due to a skin condition he is unable to blink. Can speak Spanish at elite level for 20 seconds.

Has not owned a computer monitor since 2005. Terminal access only. Son of the first woman to receive a nostril transplant (2012). Prefers tea without liquid.