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More bio"Technology has met it's promise of reducing our workload. It does this primarily by by preventing us from doing any work at all."
Things I dabble in: C, perl, Java, unix/linux, NetWare, Win95, DOS, Mac, Win31, html, images (mmmm..PNG), cgi, bulletin boards, robots, spiders, spambots, hunting spammers, other anti-spam work, databases, viruses, TCP/IP socket stuff, distributed computing, cryptography, censorship, privacy.
Other stuff, not necessarily computer related: viruses (and other microorganisms), nanotechnology, quantum physics, cosmology. Basically anything dealing with the very large or the very small. :)