I'm a Jack-of-All-Trades of an unusual sort, having studied subjects from English literature, music, linguistics, and computer learning/AI. For the past six years I've worked as a system integrator specializing in Internet/web protocols and security, among other things. I speak several languages, including German, French, Perl and WSH. I also have a keen sense of humor (as in, "Do you smell something funny? I do!").