Hi - I'm a 40 something mom who got the task of creating our company's new reports in Access 2000 with only a Level One class as my base.  We are an analytical laboratory so we have specialized reporting requirements (of course!).  I am really looking forward to increasing my knowledge of Access.  When I'm not pulling my hair out over a subreport that won't work, I like to sell/buy stuff on Ebay or watch Rough Science or Myth Busters.  
Turn ons: good food, prepared well, served by a nice guy who will later do the dishes.
Turn offs: SUV's with those stupid little "how many kids have I got" stickers on the back window.