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More bioC, C++, VB6, JAVA, Series/1 Assembly, PERL, COBOL, ATL, PC Assembly, ..., and the other variety of things you would see at the bottom of a resume.
I've attained MCSD for .NET and am toying with the idea of going on to MCDBA.
In the meantime I'm working heartily at converting my companies legacy vb6 to a hybrid of .NET and OpenSource technologies.