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More bioCurrent employer: a police department in Orange County, CA (background checks are fun!)
Previous employers: universities, cities, engineering firms, U.S. House of Representatives (intern) and a TV station.
Computer Languages: BASIC, VB6, Delphi 3 & 6, perl, PHP4, SQL, x86 assembly
Human languages: English, some Spanish, some Chinese, some Russian
Operating systems: Windows 3.x through 2000 (server and workstation versions), MS-DOS 2 - 7, PC DOS, Linux (Debian, some Suse and FreeBSD), OpenVMS
Software (heavily abridged): WordPerfect 5.x through 7, Office (up to XP), Works, Lightwave 3D, ArcView GIS 3.2 (and MapObjects 2), FileNet 3.x, ghost, midnight and Norton commander, eTrust antivirus, McAffee and Symantec antivirus, Norton Utilities, Photoshop 3 - 7, GoLive 6, PageMaker, InDesign, Visio 2000 Pro and Enterprise, etc.