My workplace is sponsoring an employee 5k today and I'm running.  Anyone have any witty one-liners I can use?
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by:Brian Matis
"Worst parade ever!"
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by:Brian Matis
Run?! I thought they said, "rum!"
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by:Jim Horn
This was also posted on Facebook and within a few minutes EE expert dannywareham replied with 'Will you run better than your code?'
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by:Brian Matis
So how'd it go?
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by:Jim Horn
A couple of phrases I overheard (or said) during the race..
  • (At the starting line)  Winner gets an extra paycheck.  Ready .. GO!
  • Start out REAL fast so you're ahead right when we pass the windows to our building, then wave your arms like you're the champion so people inside can see you, then you can drag a@s the rest of the race.
  • C'mon young pup, move your a@s... (directed at someone half his age)
  • Anything that goes down now is Workman's Comp, so if you have any ailments aggravate them now..
  • Next year I'm going to man a water station and blast the theme from 'Rocky' on my portable speaker so people will like me.
  • The last thing I'm going to do is bust a lung in front of YOU guys.
  • There's only one guy older than me ahead of me, so I'm doing fine.
  • Last year the guy that won started running at 3p and was back in time for a 3:30p meeting.
  • Sweet, beer after the race.  Hope I don't hurl after drinking it.
  • The guy was wearing one of the T-shirts the company gave us and was all sweaty, so we figured he was a new employee and let him in the building.  What'd he steal?
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