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I wonder if anyone knows how to creat a program that controlls a electric dildo connected to the USB bus throug the motherboard first off course. I allso want sound to be enabled, preferly via the fd0 device. (I also want to link the monitor output screen dump device to the printer for higher performace). HELP ME !!!
finally: varfor ar det sa skont att knulla bakifron?

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Well. dear od0.. first you should connect the mouse to the keyboard output.. after that you should add the line "DEFINE dildo as monitor oxå" in the notepad. Use Windows API to the GUI for the best performance.. I do so. Then take the dildo and put it where you want it.. (ihihihi).. And take a sladd and connect it to the modem port (port: 634324235). But don't forget to take USB bus of the motherboard. It can create super speed on the dildo.. (Of cource this is optional). The just press ALT+CTRL+5+A+Ä for a screen dump to the book emulator.
At last.. kulla bakifran ar bast for att man inte ser henne om det tex är annjjeshixa typ..

HOPE THIS HELPS!
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Biot,
I don't really understand, shall I connect the mouse to the printerport to solve the f00d bug ? I get the error: "ryfhol overflow" also..after that it commes another error: "backbone crasched". I am also thinking of upgrading the dildo with some ram to increase speed even more, is that a good idea?
help me!
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Well.. my dear od0.. you must not forget to connect the mouse to the monitor.. the f00d bug is a ivil virus, created by ivil h@X0r... you should try to talk to ivil and say to him that he were ivil when he putted virus in your computer.. "ryfhol overflow" means that you must have a bigger(!) dildo.. your small dick you use now can't be a full-poängare.. you know..
Ooooppppsss... looks like you got the melander virus called "hacker" it craches your backbone within an hour.. not goot.. try to copie all your files to a small directory.. do i 1000 times...
Heheheh upgrading your dildo is always a good idea..! mine has 8gig Sug Dase-RAM.

GOOD LUCK!
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wondeful, it really works now!! SPANKX!
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