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How much wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  (Maybe this was more of a philosophy and religion question....)

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1.  A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2.  17  (see South Park Awesom-o episode)
3.  Viagara.
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Ozo,

You pointed to the best answer I ever heard to this question.
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Here is another site that accurately describes all of the components and goes so far as to answer the big question.  

700lbs.

http://www.easttennessean.com/news/2004/03/25/Lifestyle/Wood-Chucked.From.Woodchuck.Measured-641969.shtml


Although this is the same answer given by Ozo's link.... It's on the web, it must be true!







This question is akin to Monty Python's famous question:

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow"?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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Points tripled by 3, so's everyone gets some pie.  Ozo got the first 700lb reference.  So for weight, volume, pontification, we have 3 winners.