As crazy as this may sound, I have older friend that is still using WordPerfect 5.0 (too stubborn to upgrade). Anyway, I recently bought a new printer for her, but it does not have a parallel port. So, my question is how can I connect a USB printer to a Computer parallel port? I have found plently of cables online that go from a printer parallel port to an USB computer port, but that is not what I need. Any ideas?