I wrote a speech on email spam where I talk of the problems it causes and a possible solution to it. It begins with the opening line:
"Today I want to talk about a problem that affects every single person in the US."
Do you guys have any ideas for a stronger openning that will grab my audience's attention. The one I am using is pretty weak and generic.
Also, I need some ideas for the conclusion. So far mine basically states that my plan will make the lives' of spammers suck and email will be enjoyable again. I need some ideas to make it more interesting, more conclusive (give a finishing feel to the speech), and possibly funny.
Any ideas will be greatly appreciated and thanx in advance.