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&quot;Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part&quot;
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"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

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&quot;I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.&quot;<br />
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943<br />
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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943



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From the I.T. Dept...<br />
<br />
(IT) In Theory everything shoud work as well after I leave as it has up to now.... (or whatever you want to tell them)<br />
<br />
Krompton<br />
(AKA Steve)<br />

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From the I.T. Dept...

(IT) In Theory everything shoud work as well after I leave as it has up to now.... (or whatever you want to tell them)

Krompton
(AKA Steve)


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$&gt; cd /pub<br />
$&gt; more beer<br />
<br />
or<br />
<br />
Must... resist... urge... to... kill... luser...<br />
<br />
or<br />
<br />
PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keaboard And Chair)<br />
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$> cd /pub
$> more beer

or

Must... resist... urge... to... kill... luser...

or

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keaboard And Chair)



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Sorry, Keyboard, not Keaboard!
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&quot;as soon as you make something idiot-proof, someone builds a better idiot&quot;
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"as soon as you make something idiot-proof, someone builds a better idiot"

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Is that Darwin's theory of evolution?
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Could be, I do not remember the source.
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Hi,<br />
<br />
This is a non technical question... &nbsp;This is my last day as a Network Admin before I transfer to another Region within the firm I work for.<br />
<br />
I would like to leave with a good I.T. quote for the end users... &nbsp;Any suggestions?<br />
<br />
Thanks!<br />
<br />
p.s. &nbsp;you will get the credit not only in points but in the email.
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Hi,

This is a non technical question...  This is my last day as a Network Admin before I transfer to another Region within the firm I work for.

I would like to leave with a good I.T. quote for the end users...  Any suggestions?

Thanks!

p.s.  you will get the credit not only in points but in the email.

I.T. Quotes

Operating systems perform basic tasks, such as recognizing input from the keyboard, sending output to the display screen, keeping track of files and directories on the disk, and controlling peripheral devices such as disk drives and printers. For large systems, the operating system makes sure that different programs and users running at the same time do not interfere with each other. The operating system is also responsible for security, ensuring that unauthorized users do not access the system. Operating systems provide a software platform on top of which other programs, called application programs, can run.