Looking for a guru to deal with my computer problems remotely. How can I locate someone to access my computer via my broadband connection and remedy problems? I don't have days to spend on the stupid things that go haywire. I'm not a guru and don't want to be. HP desktop w/ P4 processor has new memory installed to attempt to speed up, and there's little change. Still sitting there grinding gears for no apparent reason, taking 10 minutes to boot up when it is turned off, and deciding to show me an hourglass for minutes at a time while I am right in the middle of something. I really don't want a list of things to try myself - just to locate someone knowledgable to fix this remotely. When we had our business, we had a guy do that with our servers - never met him - but we sold the business and he doesn't do that anymore. I'm ready to take a ball bat to this computer.