Here is an annoying one:
Could not get to anything with "windowsupdate" mentioned.
Finally ran TDSS killer from Kaspersky and it detected:
\HardDisk0\MBR - Rootkit.win32.TDSS.tdl4
I select User Action: Cure
"Will be cleaned on next restart" Restart now.
Immediately scan after reboot and same exact thing. It seems to be replicating itself.
MalwareBytes and MS Security Essentials full scans detect nothing.