[sg] NOAA Weather Alert!!
Posted on 2011-04-25
Last night we had a whole mess of storms move through our area; lots of wind, rain, hail, lightening...
During all of this I was listening to one of the local NOAA TV channels that broadcasts warnings & weather radar and conditions.
The stations use text-to-voice to "read" the text messages & it really sounds like it.
Imagine my surprise when I heard the following warning [I don't remember the exact number but...]: "....radar is showing a potential tornado located 3,645,927,221 miles northeast of Horse Feed, Texas..."
Three billion etc. ... !!??!
My Google maps seems to show that is probably somewhere outside the orbit of Pluto!
What is this?
The Attack of the Alien Tornadoes from Outer Space or a visitation by benevolent super-winds who are here to cure our many ills and guide us to Shangri La ?
Should we be building storm shelters in the center of the Earth or high-end tourist centers near major cities?
What's your take on this astounding event?