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# One for Dd

Posted on 2011-05-09
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If I were to be punished
For every little pun I shed
I'd hide me to a punny shed
And there I'd hang my punnish head.

We all know she likes a good pun, and she can't stand bad grammar, so let's go loose with grammar and puns and see if this will tempt her back....

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Weigh too go!
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We needing more fence posts!
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She would take awfence to those remarks
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I don't thank that DD will fall for such an obvious ploy.

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if she wont fall maybe she could trip...
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...so this is a trip trap?

Very cleaver!
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Well its not a mouse trap...
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Hehe
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There was a lot of rocking going on that night
Cruising time for the young, bright lights
Just down past the gasworks, by the meat factory door
The five lamp boys were coming on strong
The pulse of the corner boys just sprang into action
And young Billy watched it under the yellow street light
And said "Tonight of all nights there's gonna be a fight"

Billy don't like it living here in this town
He says "Traps have been sprung long before he was born
He says "Hope bites the dust behind all the closed doors
And pus and grime ooze from its scab-crusted sores
There's screaming and crying in the high-rise blocks"
It's a rat trap, Billy, but you're already caught
And you can make it if you want to or you need it bad enough
You're young and good-looking and you're acting kind of tough
Anyway it's Saturday night, time to see what's going down
Put on a bright suit, Billy, head for the right side of town
It's only eight o'clock, but you're already bored
You don't know what it is, but there's got to be more
You'd better find a way out, hey, kick down that door
It's a rat trap, and you've been caught

[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/xrR ]
In this town Billy says "Everybody's trying to tell you what to do"
In this town Billy says "Everybody says you gotta follow rules"
You walk up to the traffic lights
You push in that button, and that button comes alight
It tells you
"Walk, don't walk, walk, don't walk
Talk, don't talk, talk, don't talk
Walk, don't walk, walk, don't walk
Talk, don't talk, talk, don't talk"
Hey, Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
Hey, Billy take a walk with me

Well, little Judy's trying to watch "Top of the Pops"
But mum and dad are fighting, don't they ever stop
She takes off her coat and walks down to the street
It's cold on that road, but it's got that home beat
Deep down in her pocket she finds 50p
Hey, is that any way for a young girl to be
"I'm gonna get out of school, work in some factory
Work all the hours God gave me, get myself a living
Now, now, now, na na

Her hands in her pockets, coat buttoned 'gainst the cold
She finally finds Billy down in the Italian cafe
When he's drunk it's hard to understand what Billy says
But then he mumbles in his coffee and he suddenly roars
"IT'S A RAT TRAP JUDY - AND WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!"
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True dat
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...also misspeeling.
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so no Dd... we miss you girl, where ever you are
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I mailed her 4 days before, still no reply from her. Gets me worried :(
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don't see her anywhere
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She didn't show up at the party either
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