looking for a cool IT slogan

Posted on 2012-04-11
Last Modified: 2012-04-13
I'm trying to think of something catchy to put in my Outlook signature that appiles to my IT department.  I figured EE would have some links or suggestions.

like "Before leaving the scene, clear your desk and your screen."
Question by:J.R. Sitman
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R. Andrew Koffron earned 130 total points
ID: 37835284
80%-90% of computer problems are the space between the chair and key board.

Computers follow your instructions not your intentions.


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Fryling earned 60 total points
ID: 37835375
Where the future starts.

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jaredr80 earned 60 total points
ID: 37835442
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
What is SQL Server and how does it work?

The purpose of this paper is to provide you background on SQL Server. It’s your self-study guide for learning fundamentals. It includes both the history of SQL and its technical basics. Concepts and definitions will form the solid foundation of your future DBA expertise.


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by:J.R. Sitman
ID: 37835445
These are hysterical
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by:R. Andrew Koffron
R. Andrew Koffron earned 130 total points
ID: 37835494
backup, backup, backup, did I mention you should backup?

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by:J.R. Sitman
ID: 37840776
these were all great.  I got in trouble from my boss for using this one.

80%-90% of computer problems are the space between the chair and key board.

Thanks to all
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by:R. Andrew Koffron
ID: 37841077
glad you liked that one :)
today I went to work in a t-shirt that says "fix your own @*&*#^( computer."  
I do admit I only where that one to clients I know have a sense of humor :)

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by:J.R. Sitman
ID: 37842112

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