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looking for a cool IT slogan

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I'm trying to think of something catchy to put in my Outlook signature that appiles to my IT department.  I figured EE would have some links or suggestions.

like "Before leaving the scene, clear your desk and your screen."
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80%-90% of computer problems are the space between the chair and key board.

Computers follow your instructions not your intentions.

:)
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"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
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These are hysterical
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backup, backup, backup, did I mention you should backup?
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these were all great.  I got in trouble from my boss for using this one.

80%-90% of computer problems are the space between the chair and key board.

Thanks to all
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glad you liked that one :)
today I went to work in a t-shirt that says "fix your own @*&*#^( computer."  
I do admit I only where that one to clients I know have a sense of humor :)
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:-)
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