Microsoft promotional representatives gifted me with a retractable ballpoint ink pen at a Microsoft cloud computing event. I can confirm that it's a Microsoft product because it was released before it worked completely.
The top won't stay screwed on and the pen only writes 50% of what my hand is expressing.
It features a fat black grip, a metallic-purple top half, and white lettering "Microsoft (R) http://bit.ly.privateclouddownload
I'm writing to request a hotfix. With the proper modifications it should provide 90 days of uninterrupted use prior to the warranty running out. Thanks in advance.