convert Jquery to ASP

Hi,

I have these two JQuery functions that I would like to run serverside in classic ASP.

Can somebody help me to convert these please?

function getQsValue(name) {
    get_string = document.location.search;
    return_value = '';
    do {
        name_index = get_string.indexOf(name + '=');
        if (name_index != -1) {
            get_string = get_string.substr(name_index + name.length + 1, get_string.length - name_index);
            end_of_value = get_string.indexOf('&');
            if (end_of_value != -1) value = get_string.substr(0, end_of_value);
            else value = get_string;
            if (return_value == '' || value == '') return_value += value;
            else return_value += ', ' + value
        }
    } while (name_index != -1) space = return_value.indexOf('+');
    while (space != -1) {
        return_value = return_value.substr(0, space) + ' ' + return_value.substr(space + 1, return_value.length);
        space = return_value.indexOf('+')
    }
    return (return_value)
}

function getCookieValue(cookiename) {
    var nameEQ = cookiename + "=";
    var ca = document.cookie.split(';');
    for (var i = 0; i < ca.length; i++) {
        var c = ca[i];
        while (c.charAt(0) == ' ') c = c.substring(1, c.length);
        if (c.indexOf(nameEQ) == 0) return c.substring(nameEQ.length, c.length)
    }
    return null
}

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What is the ASP equivalent of onload too?

Thanks