need help Converting web.config to .htaccess

Hello everyone...

I need help converting my web.config file into a .htaccess file.

I hope we can find some volenteers...

Here is contents of the web.config file....
Please help....

..DA for R
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<configuration>
    <system.webServer>
        <rewrite>
            <outboundRules>
                <clear />
                <rule name="www.bananapages.net virtual path rewrite">
                    <match serverVariable="RESPONSE_LOCATION" pattern="^(https?\://www\.bananapages\.net)/bp/(.+/)$" />
                    <conditions>
                        <add input="{RESPONSE_STATUS}" pattern="^301$" ignoreCase="false" />
                    </conditions>
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="bananapages.net virtual path rewrite">
                    <match serverVariable="RESPONSE_LOCATION" pattern="^(https?\://bananapages\.net)/bp/(.+/)$" />
                    <conditions>
                        <add input="{RESPONSE_STATUS}" pattern="^301$" ignoreCase="false" />
                    </conditions>
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="Rewrite" preCondition="IsHTML" enabled="true" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match filterByTags="A, Area, Img, Input, Link, Script" pattern="*/blog/*" />
                    <conditions logicalGrouping="MatchAll" trackAllCaptures="true" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="rewrite2" preCondition="IsHTML" enabled="true" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match filterByTags="A, Script" pattern="*%2fblog*" />
                    <conditions logicalGrouping="MatchAll" trackAllCaptures="true" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}{R:2}" />
                </rule>
            <rule name="Rewritebp1" preCondition="IsHTML" enabled="true" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match filterByTags="A, Area, Base, Form, Img, Input, Link, Script" pattern="*/bp/*" />
                    <conditions logicalGrouping="MatchAll" trackAllCaptures="true" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="rewritebp2" preCondition="IsHTML" enabled="true" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match filterByTags="A, Script" pattern="*%2fbp*" />
                    <conditions logicalGrouping="MatchAll" trackAllCaptures="true" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="Rewrite3" preCondition="IsHTML" enabled="true" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match filterByTags="CustomTags" customTags="javascripts" pattern="*/blog/*" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <rule name="Rewrite Location Header" preCondition="IsRedirection" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                    <match serverVariable="RESPONSE_Location" pattern="*/blog/*" />
                    <action type="Rewrite" value="{R:1}/{R:2}" />
                </rule>
                <preConditions>
                    <preCondition name="IsHTML" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                        <add input="{RESPONSE_CONTENT_TYPE}" pattern="*text/html*" />
                    </preCondition>
                    <preCondition name="IsRedirection" patternSyntax="Wildcard">
                        <add input="{RESPONSE_STATUS}" pattern="302" />
                    </preCondition>
                </preConditions>
                <customTags>
                    <tags name="javascripts">
                        <tag name="input" attribute="onkeypress" />
                        <tag name="input" attribute="onclick" />
                  
                </tags>
                </customTags>
            </outboundRules>
            <rules>
                <rule platformId="wdpVpr" name="www.bananapages.net virtual path rewrite" stopProcessing="true">
                    <match url="^.*$" ignoreCase="false" />
                    <conditions>
                        <add input="{HTTP_HOST}" pattern="^www\.bananapages\.net$" />
                    </conditions>
                    <action type="Rewrite" url="/bp/{R:0}" appendQueryString="true" />
                </rule>
                <rule platformId="wdpVpr" name="bananapages.net virtual path rewrite" stopProcessing="true">
                    <match url="^.*$" ignoreCase="false" />
                    <conditions>
                        <add input="{HTTP_HOST}" pattern="^bananapages\.net$" />
                    </conditions>
                    <action type="Rewrite" url="/bp/{R:0}" appendQueryString="true" />
                </rule>
            </rules>
        </rewrite>
        <urlCompression doStaticCompression="false" />
    </system.webServer>
</configuration>