ASP Classic and JQuery Menu (SmartMenu)

I am trying to implement the SmartMenu jQuery menus into a very old, antiquated ASP classic website.

First question, will this even work? Because I can't get it to work, but that could be because my paths are messed up or something.
Second question, if it should work, what am I doing wrong?

Here is my page:
http://csd.blam.me/lib/menu/menu.asp
Here is the demo as an html on my test site:
http://csd.blam.me/lib/menu/smartmenus/demo/keyboard-navigation.html
(Zoom the above at 50% to see that everything is falling to the right and off the page)


Here is their demo page on github:
http://vadikom.github.io/smartmenus/src/demo/

You can hit my page and view the source code and see how I am setting it up.
Two problems:
The drop downs are not working in my .asp page.
The content doesn't fall down below the menu, it kind of tries to continue from the right of the menu.

So any ideas how to fix those two issues and if it will even work in asp classic?

thanks!