Jeff McGovern
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How many grilled cheese sandwiches is too many?
I pretty much only ever want to eat grilled cheese sandwiches, usually with some ketchup. How much time do I have left before my life of vice catches up with me?
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it depends on how many beers you drink with that ;-)
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I pretty much only ever want to eat grilled cheese sandwiches...To the exclusion of other foods? Or is it only in terms of times when you might eat a "sandwich"? What bread do you use? What oil for grilling? What cheese is used?
How old are you? How much do you weigh? And for how long has this been going on?
>>> "How much time do I have left before my life of vice catches up with me?" <<<
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I am not a dietitian or a doctor, so that's just a guess made with the intention of giving you the required kick up the ass to start eating a wider variation of food including fruit and vegetables.
I would guess that you probably only have around 6 months to live.
Disclaimer:
I am not a dietitian or a doctor, so that's just a guess made with the intention of giving you the required kick up the ass to start eating a wider variation of food including fruit and vegetables.
To cover yourself, drink lots of red wine with it. Red wine is very good for you, and I'm pretty sure that will make up for anything that happens to be wrong with grilled cheese as a primary food source. And even if it doesn't, at least you won't really care any more after all the wine!