Populate InfoPath 2013 form with user information using JQuery and SPservices.

I have been looking hi and low to auto populate user name and department in InfoPath browser form from several sources available
I tried User Profile Service but since Microsoft made it difficult in 2013 version and I am not an admin on the host I can't use this.
 I also tried User Information list. It worked perfectly in InfoPath preview but came up empty when I published the form.

So I tried to use JQuery and SP services. I captured all info in alarms correctly but cant figure out how actually place it in form controls. I use text boxes for all.
<script src="/sites/MySite/SiteCollectionDocuments/jQuery/jquery-1.8.2.min.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script src="/sites/MySite/SiteCollectionDocuments/jQuery/jquery.SPServices-2014.01.min.js" type="text/javascript">
</script><script type="text/javascript">

$(function() {        
     var thisUsersValues = $().SPServices.SPGetCurrentUser({
      fieldNames: ["Title", "EMail", "Office", "WorkPhone"],
      debug: false
});
alert(thisUsersValues.EMail);


alert(thisUsersValues.Title);
alert(thisUsersValues.Office);

alert(thisUsersValues.WorkPhone);

$('textarea[title="WorkPhone"]').thisUsersValues.WorkPhone;
$('input[title="WorkPhone"]').thisUsersValues.WorkPhone;
});
</script>