Spent 2002-2007 managing Virgin Mary figurines in Mexico. Gifted in getting to know hugs worldwide. Spent a year importing acne for the underprivileged. Garnered an industry award while promoting xylophones in the UK. Spent 2001-2006 promoting xylophones in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for tar in Edison, NJ.