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More bioSenior Software Developer - Java/C#; SQL Server DBA (2000 and 2005), with a primary focus on T-SQL and optimizations; skills in various other areas and programming languages (perl; ColdFusion; all BASIC derivatives, including VB; Fortran; etc...). Currently employed as a Team Leader for Pumpkin Patch in New Zealand.